unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence


tommypickles:

hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you


r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup)


mel0nfuckerr:

when your mum makes you go buy milk and let’s you keep the change

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gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything


artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon
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